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  Cole's Law: "Every Law Has an Exception"  
     
  Is it true ... there is no truth?  
     
  It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser  
     
  "If all is not lost," wondered Tony, "Where is it?"  
     
  You are what you eat  
     
  If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten  
     
 
A major difference between God and a professor: God does not think he is a professor
  
     
  It's all a matter of perspective  
     
  If you win the rat race, you're still a rat  
     
  When there are no leaders  
     
  Born to be wild. Live to outgrow it. (Lao Tzu)  
     
  ... and your enemies closer  
     
  I am already disturbed. Please come in.  
     
  You is what you eat  
     
  Fishing is boring unless you catch a fist. Then it's disgusting.  
     
  A good way to kill some time: play fetch with a snail  
     

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