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  Walk softly & carry a big stick (Theodore Roosevelt)  
     
  Buildings made with styrofoam bricks are inexpensive, albeit unreliable  
     
 
Don't worry about being old. It doesn't last long.
 
     
  Eat right. Exercise daily. Die anyway.  
     
  Never eat more than you can lift (Miss Piggy)  
     
  Forced friendships rarely succeed  
     
  There is no money in poetry. But there is no poetry in money either.  
     
  Matthew 13:12  
     
  Smoking & skydiving don't mix.  
     
  Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll smoke this big cigar.  
     

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